Sunday, April 09, 2006

Po(ga)lio

(Scene - Kamaraj Hospital)
- Kuzhandhai peru ennanga?
- Sridevi
- Unga peru?
- Rajesh
- Neenga kuzhandhai-yoda appaa-va?
- Illai...idhu en annan-oda kuzhandhai...avaru peru Sendhil
- Marakkaama 14th May annikku kuzhandhai-ya koottittu vaanga... second dose podanum
- Saringa
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- Kuzhandhai peru ennanga?
- Sriram
- Unga kuzhandhaiya ?
- Aamam...
- Unga peru?
- Ramya
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Rajesh couldn't believe his eyes. It was the same Ramya on whom he was mad four years ago. Everything was fine until one fine day she stopped talking to him, answering him on phone and started ignoring him like a total stranger. And now she was carrying her 8 months old son on her shoulders.

- Ramya neeya???eppadi irukka?
- hmm....nalla thaan irukken
- Unakku kalyanam aayiducha???
- Idhu enna keLvi??? (giving what-do-u-want kind of look)
- I think I am seeing you after four years now.
- Aamaam...(Won't u just walk away)
- Nee eppadi inga???
- Yen in-laws house pakkathula thaan irukku...
- Ok ok...Enga ooru kaarar thaana unga aaLu???...(Rajesh alone laughs, while Ramya gives a wry smile)Ramya...if u dont mind... naan un kitta onnu kekkanum
- Pazhasa kelaraadha Rajesh... adhellam mudinju pona kadhai
- Unakku badhil solla vendaam-na vittudu...naan innum keLvi-ye kekkaliye
- Nee enga varuve-nu theriyum...
- Ramya...unakku yen enna thideernu pidikkaama pochu???
- Enakku nyaabagam illa...
- Hey...this is too much... un kitta ippadi kekkaradhu anaagareegam-nu enakkum puriyudhu... aana indha keLvi yen manasa romba naaLaa arichikittu irukku... 2 varusha pazhakkatha orey naaL-La verukkara aLavukku naan enna thappu panninen... illa romba naaL-aavey unakku yen-na pidikkaama pochaa???
- Rajesh...are u not ashamed to talk like this...enakku kalyanam aayiduchu...i am someone else's wife now...
- Ramya..naan un kitta "I love u" solla varala... naan innamum unna nenachittu irukken-nu solla varalai...adhu unmayum illa... aanaa adhey samayam ennaala unna adiyoda marakkavum mudiyala... un nyaabagam varum bodhellaam... i feel like a silly loser... naan oru "udhavakkarai"-nu thonudhu... ditching a guy is the best way to shatter his confidence... and u have done exactly that...
- Yen mela pazhi podariyaa???
- Illa... for whatever reason... unakku enna pidikkaama poyirundhaalum.. adha yen kitta neradiyaa sollittu naama nalla padiyaa pirinji irukkalaame... yedhukkaaga yen kitta edhuvume sollaama indha 4 varusham kaanaama poyitta???... why did you make me feel guilty??? and inspite of all this... bullshit... enakku un mela kovam kooda vara maattengudhu..
- Ippa yenna pannanum-nu solra??
- Why did you hate me?
- Avasiyam sollanumaa???
- Aamaam
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- Dei...Rajesh ezhundhirudaa...pagal-la enna thookkam???
- Oh...Amma..enna-ma???yen ezhupina?
- Dei...annan kuzhandhai-ku polio drops podanum da... konjam pakkathula irukka MM hospital-ku thookittu poyen
- Sari varen...
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Rajesh carries Sridevi and turns right instead of turning left... He seems to be headed towards Kamaraj Hospital (hmm... aasai yaara vittudhu)

9 Comments:

Blogger Ramya said...

Aha!!

2:01 AM  
Blogger srivat said...

Bala,
adede..cha..kodutha build uppuku Rajeshukku reason therinjidumnu nenaichen.
Rajesh romba 'nallavana' irukka pakuran.There is a 'athula pora thanni' principle to be applied to be optimistic and to regain his confidence. copyrights of the principle duly owned by v.v.s :-).

2:53 AM  
Blogger Badri said...

Kavuthuta! (itha nerla vera poi terichikanuma?) i wish rajesh doesn't meet her..

3:40 AM  
Blogger b a l a j i said...

ramya,
thanx

srivatsa,
'athula pora thanni' principle cannot be applied here, bcos only the 'aaru' changed course

netcraze,
whether rajesh meets her or not, who knows

4:40 AM  
Blogger Bala.G said...

Bala,
build-up nalla irundhadhu :)

8:19 AM  
Blogger rajesh said...

hero paeru...adhenna Rajesh??

hmmm..
slightaaa affect aaytaen :p

5:06 PM  
Blogger b a l a j i said...

raapi,
all characters in this story are imaginary... any resemblance to anybody dead or alive is purely coincidental

7:12 PM  
Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

hmm... nice one.... enna reason-nu adutha part-la solluveengalaa? he he....

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

apply Vasool Raja Principle.
"Doctor ponnu no sonna Narsu ponna love pannu".

1:38 AM  

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